Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
