you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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