how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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