i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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