You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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