You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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