apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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