do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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