I just pynch a tree in the face
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
