You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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