Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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