I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Boobs are out for the taking
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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