so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Randomize
