You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
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