What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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