16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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