U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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