We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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