More tranny stories later!
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
We had sex on a dog bed..
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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