they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
