Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Randomize
