i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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