So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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