On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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