Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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