The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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