Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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