Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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