Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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