What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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