i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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