i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
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My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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