Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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