dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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