Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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