I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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