You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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