He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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