Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
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