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Welp...herpes.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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