Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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