Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
