whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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