i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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