Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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