You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
babies were throwing up all over the place
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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