Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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