just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
