Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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