That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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