I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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