Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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