i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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